snoipahkat:

snoipahkat:

im laughing what how are there more blogs than posts

that means that there are at least 52 million blogs without a single post

…update: my sources are informing me that million and billion are not the same thing

teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

do you ever think about how annoying and boring you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you

I’m not a morning person

or a night time person

I don’t think I’m even a person 

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

wearypansy:

im crying from laughing so hard i feel so bad for this man i think i might’ve turned him gay but i have no regrets oh m ygod

nightbagel:

deathmetalslut:

the only “b” word u should call a girl is bagel 

finally someone who understands